Dance when everyone’s watching
Twirl, whirl and swirl
whether you’re a boy or a girl
Sing when everyone’s listening
Warble, howl and trill
Whoever you are where ever you go
Let everyone know
being alive is a thrill
Dear Human-beings and other creatures,
Peggy & judy are undoubtedly trying to appease me (since they didn’t name this blog FREDDIE or EVEN dedicate it to me) by giving me guest posting privileges and as such I’ve been granted the dubious task of introducing Meowie and her body-double.
Meowie gets around (not in a salacious sense). She’s allowed to travel. However, in an effort to thwart the cataparazzi she often sends a body-double out in public.
Body Double Meowy: She’s had plastic surgery to enhance her looks. Judy Clemmer, sewing-surgeon-to-the-stars gave her a nose job and coiffed her coat to make her look fluffy. I suspect Judy C. used both Rogaine and hair extensions.
Body Double Meowy
Freddie Parker Westerfield, SE, SC
Senior Editor and Special Contributor