Pawsitively Tuesday – Frankly Freddie: Meowie, Meowy, & Me

Dear Human-beings and other creatures,

Alas and alack

MORE cats are back

and I’m last in the pack

If it weren’t for their claws

I’d give them a wack*

Peggy & judy are undoubtedly trying to appease me (since they didn’t name this blog FREDDIE or EVEN dedicate it to me) by giving me guest posting privileges and as such I’ve been granted the dubious task of introducing Meowie and her body-double.

Meowie

Meowie gets around (not in a salacious sense).  She’s allowed to travel.  However, in an effort to thwart the cataparazzi she often sends a body-double out in public.  

Body Double Meowy:  She’s had plastic surgery to enhance her looks.  Judy Clemmer, sewing-surgeon-to-the-stars gave her a nose job and coiffed her coat to make her look fluffy.  I suspect Judy C. used both Rogaine and hair extensions.

Body Double Meowy

If you spot Meowie’s body double on the prowl or sight-seeing let me know.

*I wouldn’t give anyone a wack, I’m a pacifist, but it was the only thing that rhymed with pack

Frankly,

Freddie Parker Westerfield, SE, SC

Senior Editor and Special Contributor

 

6 thoughts on “Pawsitively Tuesday – Frankly Freddie: Meowie, Meowy, & Me

  1. Hi Freddie, I miss coming by to adore and spoil you with lots of hugs and back scratches. I am taking a week off at work soon and will see if I can get an invite from your human (I really miss her too) to come by for a visit. Let Judy know how much I appreciated her letting me upscale Meowie’s look and her acknowledgement of my work. Judy C

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    • Dear Judy C., human-being and hairdresser extraordinaire,
      Don’t wait for my human to invite anyone. She is rather reclusive and always complaining about how tired she is. I have to drag her out to even walk her. I, on the other paw, am very social and always up for a scratch and hug.

      Frankly,
      Freddie Parker

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