Frankly Freddie, You are a WINNER! Come on down.

Dear Human-beings who had the good sense, not to mention the intelligence, to subscribe to CATNIPblog

YOU CAME THROUGH FOR ME!  Treats galore! (not an obscure reference to Ian Fleming James Bond novel Goldfinger  but rather to the fact that this blog is dedicated to a “Pussy Cat Galore”).  I get one treat for every subscriber so keep them coming.  But I digress. . .

Tongue-lick’n good

Unless you are a blogger you might not know that every lick . . .  I mean click, every commenter, every subscriber is catalogued in the statistics.  Which makes my job much easier to keep track of who subscribed and how many treats I get. 

Here’s how I ran my subscriber contest:

  1. I assigned every subscriber a number.
  2. A random number generator on the Web gave me 3 numbers.
  3. I matched the randomly generated numbers to the subscriber number AND

Until now only Ernst & Young have known the winners.

TA DA!!!!

# 38 – http://fjamesgreco.wordpress.com  Come on down. You are a WINNER!

#22 –  vandi.clark Come on down.  You are a WINNER!

#47 – Jacqui Murray Come on down.  You are a WINNER!

If that’s you, e-mail my humans at PEGGYJUDYTIME@gmail.com*

with

  • Your name
  • Mailing address
  • Whether you are owned by a cat, dog or other critter.

You’ll get your treat via U.S. Postal Service as soon as Peggy & Judy get to the Post Office.

*E-mails must be received by Saturday, April 1st (no this is not an April Fool’s prank) or the next random person will be declared a winner and get your treat.

Frankly,

Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDM

Certified Drawing Master

 

8 thoughts on “Frankly Freddie, You are a WINNER! Come on down.

    • Dear Sharon Bonin-Pratt,
      Thank you very much for being such a loyal friend. I do not get as much licking practice as I would like. Please send tasty things for me to lick.

      Frankly,
      Freddie

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    • Dear Jacqui Murray-human-being,
      Never again can you say you’ve never won. You are a legitimate winner UNLESS you hold CONTROLLING stock in the Random Number Generator on the internet. If that is the case please relinquish all rights to your newly acquired WINNER STATUS.

      (Stop fanning and breath slowly into a brown paper bag. Do not forget to inhale. Your newly acquired fans do not like it when people get awarded prizes posthumously)

      Frankly,
      Freddie Parker Westerfield
      Drawing Master

      Like

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